Hello. Welcome. Can you believe I’m here? Not just as president, but on a campus with such a diverse set of students and ideas. What a crazy concept. Now, I know most of you here didn’t vote for me. But, that’s because many of you are from another country. So weird. Don’t visit home for […]
“…either elect more Republican Senators in 2018 or change the rules now to 51%. Our country needs a good ‘shutdown.’” – Donald Trump, May 2, 2017 Yep, like a kid learning to play cards for the first time in order to ensure they win, the President likes to make up the rules as he goes. Yet, unlike deceitful […]
*crackles over sound system* Hi, uhhhhhh, welcome aboard this somewhat United Airlines flight. (See what I did there?) Our destination is headed for, if not already in, ruin–just an FYI if you’ve been living under a rock. This is your captain speaking–uhhhh, looks like we’re set for a smooth takeoff headed for a not so […]
I’ll Die Without Insurance Disorder What is I’ll Die Without Insurance Disorder (IDWID)? Feeling the pressures of paying for the high cost of medical bills is stressful for anyone who has experienced something as minor as a routine checkup at their family doctor. Unfortunately, IDWID is much more complicated than that. IDWID is a […]