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Literary Classics Reimagined for Flu Season by My Inner Sophomore
Moby-Drip, The Scratcher in the Eye, Breakfast at Sniffany’s, And more!
Tom Navratil, a former U.S. foreign service officer, writes humor and fiction in Bethesda, Maryland. His recent work has appeared in Points in Case, Slackjaw, Jane Austen’s Wastebasket, and other publications serving the comedy community.
Moby-Drip, The Scratcher in the Eye, Breakfast at Sniffany’s, And more!
Bobby hardly ever took Betty out anymore. There just didn’t seem to be much point. Whenever he did, she was cold and stiff, her buttstock unyielding. Thanks to the Supreme Court, it was perfectly legal to open carry a long gun around New York City, but people still stared at Betty and made rude comments.