Originals

Literary Classics Reimagined for Flu Season by My Inner Sophomore

Great Expectorations


Moby-Drip


Slime and Punishment


Jane Eyre-ache




Tissue of the d’Ubervilles


Spittle House on the Prairie


The Adventures of Hackleberry Finn


Sinus Marner


The Fever Dream of the Red Chamber


Catch 22 Viruses


Bridesheadache Revisited


The Scratcher in the Eye


Lord of the Flus


The T-cell Count of Monte Cristo


Atlas Sneezed


The Old Man and the Vitamin C


The Brothers Koughintheirheadsoff


The Lying, the Itch, and the Microbe


Breakfast at Sniffany’s


The Secrete History


Their Eyes Were Watering Good


The Cold of the Woosters


To Have and Have Snot


The Grippes of Wrath


A Sickroom of One’s Own


One Flu Over the Cuckoo’s Nest