CARTOON: Smart Dip

Thinking about a snack? Today's cartoon by Rich Sparks.

CARTOON: Crazy Straws

CARTOON: You Lose! I Win!

I Call No Tag Backs! Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

CARTOON: Super Choices

Election Day super cartoon by Pat Byrnes.

CARTOON: Voter Turnout

When the best case scenario is the worst case scenario. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Flip or Flop: Washington D.C.

Premiers after "This Dysfunctional Old House" Check local listings.

CARTOON: Migrant Caravan

Though, maybe avoid any large moving mobs for now. Today's cartoon by Ali Solomon.

CARTOON: Trump Blimp in USA

Everything else, pretty accurate. Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

CARTOON: Trick or Treat or Vote

Trick or Treat or Vote. Today's truly terrifying cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: U.S. Belabor Secretary

Everything is going amazingly well. So well. The best...Today's cartoon by Rich Sparks.

Voter Pledge Card for the Liberal Elite

Perfect candidate isn’t running, maybe don't toss out your vote!

CARTOON: Gender Reknitted

Trump Reknitted Genders. Today's cartoon by Ali Solomon.

CARTOON: Delicious Magic

From Ordinary Into Extraordinary! Delicious Magic. Today's cartoon by Drew Panckeri.

CARTOON: Greeting Cards For The Narcissist

Sometimes you need some ME time. 'Greeting Cards For The Narcissist' Today's cartoon by Mike Shiell.

Rejected ‘Halloween’ Masks

Did you know that Micheal Myers’ original mask from “Halloween” was actually just a Captain Kirk mask painted white? Believe it or not, Kirk was not the only iconic television star of the day to be considered.

CARTOON: Mega Millions Odds

May the odds be ever in your favor. But, they really, really aren't. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Trump Stump For Ted Cruz

Nothing like getting endorsed by such a great pal! Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers!

CARTOON: Just Checking

Toss in a casino while you're at it. Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

CARTOON: Funny Ending

Treat Yourself. Cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Social Emergency

Be prepared for A REAL Emergency. Today's cartoon by Jordan Peterson.

CARTOON: Art Class

Frustrating times 8. Today's cartoon by Jack Loftus.

CARTOON: Modern Legacy

It's what she would have #wanted. Today's cartoon by Drew Panckeri.

CARTOON: Kanye’s New Name

That name might be taken already! Today's cartoon by Paul Lander and Dan McConnell.

CARTOON: Honest Voter Stickers

"I Voted...because the sticker matches my sense of civic duty, and also my new fall coat." Today's cartoon by Ali Solomon.

CARTOON: Supremely Hazy Court

Is this party BYOB? Because that's no problem. Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

Presidential Portraits

Kim jong ill-fitting suit, The Mandarin orange candidate, Stable genius, and more.

Drunk Cartoon: In Your FFFFFace!

Let's go streaking! Cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Like Father, Like Bum

Today's cartoon by Pat Byrnes.

CARTOON: Presidential Alert

THIS IS ONLY A TEST! EVERYTHING IS PROBABLY FINE! Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

Surprise Nominee Gritty Elected To The Supreme Court.

Washington, DC—In a shocking move this morning, the US Senate voted unanimously to push surprise nominee Gritty though into the highest court in America. Gritty is a monster with an impeccable record, both in his academic standing and his professional history. He is known for his athleticism, hobby marksmanship and googly eyes.

CARTOON: Predatory Correctness

You made him cry, are you happy now? Today's cartoon by David DeGrand and Kit Lively.

CARTOON: Cut The Kavanaugh

Cheese or Kavanaugh? Today's cartoon by Pat Byrnes.

CARTOON: Phallic Fallacy

Phallic Fallacy. Today's cartoon by Philip Witte.

CARTOON: Minimum Requirements

You must meet these minimum requirements to enter. Today's cartoon by David DeGrand and Kit Lively.

CARTOON: Fish Foiled

Wait, what's the question? Today's cartoon by Jack Loftus.

CARTOON: Breakthroughs

Exciting Breakthroughs. Today's cartoon by Mike Shiell.

CARTOON: Today’s Greeting Cards

Can't keep these on the shelves. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Heavenly Expectations

Why was I trying so hard again? Today's cartoon by Drew Panckeri.

CARTOON: Kavanaugh Georgetown Prep Yearbook

Goals: Supreme Court Justice or FBI (Federal Breast Inspector) Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers

Drunk Cartoon: Hurricane Wall

This will be the wettest most watery rain we've had. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Girl Talk

Want to really get her attention? Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein

CARTOON: Baby Shoes

Buyer beware. Today's cartoon by Sara Lautman

CARTOON: Power Switch

Leaving is definitely an upside incentive. Today's cartoon by Drew Panckeri.

CARTOON: Final Request

This guy can't go anywhere anymore. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Lamb Chops

Tough choices, maybe try the soup?

CARTOON: Midlife Coach

Mid-sized Budget? We can work with that.

CARTOON: Guess Who?

Can it be a lot of people? Just one? Feels like it could be a lot. Today's cartoon by Ivan!

CARTOON: Potato Funeral

Making those final arrangements can sound delicious. Today's cartoon by Mike Shiell.

CARTOON: Hospital

"It's always about you." Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein

CARTOON: Tough Move

Tough move. Today's cartoon by Jeremy Banx.

CARTOON: Miracle Diet!

CARTOON: President Homer

Mmmmmmm Fudge........cartoon by Bob Eckstein and Kit Lively

CARTOON: Final Flush

Making those important last arrangements for beyond the drain.

CARTOON: Back To School

CARTOON: Doggie Diet

Sickly Bands

art by Dan McConnell

CARTOON: Trumpunzel

Trumpunzel, Trumpunzel, let down your...is that hair? Everything is fine, just tweet away! Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein and Kit Lively

CARTOON: Drive-Thru

Nine cheeseburgers and a diet coke? Can you repeat that Mr. President?' Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein and Kit Lively

CARTOON: Agent Orange

CARTOON: Baby Change Station

CARTOON: Shark Alert!

Drunk Cartoon: Dexting

CARTOON: Terms & Conditions

CARTOON: Tan Lines

Drunk Cartoon: 3-D Guns

CARTOON: Thoughts and Pears

  written by Kit Lively

CARTOON: Winnie The Pooh

CARTOON: Woke AF

CARTOON: Hog Wild

CARTOON: Flip

Drunk Cartoon: Manafort Shopping Spree

CARTOON: Trumped Shark Week

Drunk Cartoon: Shark Week

CARTOON: Holiday’s in Hell

Drunk Cartoon: Starters

CARTOON: Trump Brunch

CARTOON: Why We Do Anything

The one true motivator.

CARTOON: HOV – Hideous Over-comb Vehicle

Drunk Cartoon: Brontë Sisters

Drunk Cartoon: Founding Fathers

CARTOON: Protest Profits

You can't argue with logic.

CARTOON: Vaping

"But vaping is healthier" uuuhhhhh yeah we'll pretend that's true.

Drunk Cartoon: Driverless Car Chase

Some people are in it just for the chase - but that's not an issue here.

CARTOON: Melania’s Jacket

CARTOON: Burger Pimp

More Offensive Jackets Worn By Melania

Many were shocked and appalled by the First Lady’s lack of…

Drunk Cartoon: Fast Food

CARTOON: New Dumbo Movie!

CARTOON: First Date

CARTOON: First Impression

Drunk Cartoon: Orders

CARTOON: Check Mate

CARTOON: No-Bot

CARTOON: First Class

Drunk Cartoon: Pants

CARTOON: Sad Grad

CARTOON: Ruff Day

CARTOON: Types Of Mushrooms

CARTOON: Essentials

CARTOON: Night of the Living Well-Read

CARTOON: Draw Straws

Trends in New Nostalgia

The hottest fashion trend making waves this summer…

CARTOON: Last Dance

CARTOON: Lobster Party

CARTOON: Island Fridays

CARTOON: Caveman Catch

CARTOON: Trump Tree Chopped

CARTOON: Great Moments In Porn Connect-The-Dots

CARTOON: Mime Club

CARTOON: Need Hookers?

CARTOON: Our Blockbuster Tell-All Book

CARTOON: Trump Toilet

CARTOON: Occupational Hazards

Portrait of a Young Zuckerberg

It is said that, as a child, Mark Zuckerberg got the idea for…

CARTOON: Heaven

CARTOON: Stormy Lie Detector

CARTOON: Emergency

CARTOON: Winter vs. Spring

CARTOON: Other Things Cloned By Barbara Streisand

A second, identical nose on the side of her face. Neil…

CARTOON: Relapse

CARTOON: Hamsters

CARTOON: Tonight on Primetime

Originally published in The New York Times.

CARTOON: Territorial

CARTOON: Cupid’s Marching Orders

CARTOON: Dog Bar

CARTOON: Possessions

CARTOON: Trump’s Physical

CARTOON: Alien Trashy TV

CARTOON: Oprah 2020

CARTOON: United States of Arctic

CARTOON: Why Stop At Candy Canes?

CARTOON: Gluten-Free Santa

CARTOON: Lazy Santa

CARTOON: Territorial

CARTOON: Snowmen Assembly

CARTOON: Give the Gift of Political Music

CARTOON: Jeopardy – Dirty Old Man Week

CARTOON: Jackasses-In-A-Box

CARTOON: Priorities

CARTOON: Disgraced Balloons

CARTOON: Jackass O’ Lanterns

CARTOON: Fake Friends

CARTOON: Trump vs NFL

CARTOON: Yoga Pants