Barr totally read the Mueller Report, so you don't have to. Like CliffsNotes! Stop asking so many questions. Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

Spring has sprung! But it will cost you. Today's cartoon by Kit Lively.

Throwing tiny hat with a squirty flower in the ring. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

Just try to think about baseball. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

Don't go chasing waterfalls. Today's cartoon by Paul Lander and Dan McConnell.

Twitter characters show character. Today's cartoon by Rich Powell.

Are you tired? Because you've been Russian around my head all day. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

Chocolate Heart Inflation. Today's cartoon by Alexis Novak and Jason Chatfield.

Former Trump Staff Members: Why not explore Trump's "human wall" idea further? A pile of former White House staffers would be just as good as your average fence (and no less transparent).

Frozen Putz. Today's cartoon by Ali Solomon.

If you are a fan of the bestselling "All My Friends Are Dead" series of books then you'll want to pick up this new book hot off the presses!

What incredible path will you choose!? Today's cartoon by Kit Lively and David DeGrand.

Gravely embarrassing comparisons. Today's cartoon by Alexis Novak and Jason Chatfield.

Take 4 pints and call in the morning. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

The beginning of the end? Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

The safe word is NOG. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

Cartoon by Pat Byrnes.

I want to make money from all of this. Can you pay me too? Today's cartoon by J.C. Duffy.

Donald was pissed that he wasn't the Person of the Year for TIME Magazine. But another publication made him Person of the Century! Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

Everyone knows Trump is "Individual-1." Mueller really lets him know! Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

Don't even get us started on the boarding groups. Today's cartoon by Michael Maiello & Marty Dundics.

It's important to be an active listener. Today's cartoon by Brandon Hicks.

Killer Combo. Cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

Parents have been using the HAA (Holidays Association of…

I Call No Tag Backs! Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

Premiers after "This Dysfunctional Old House" Check local listings.

Trick or Treat or Vote. Today's truly terrifying cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

Trump Reknitted Genders. Today's cartoon by Ali Solomon.

Did you know that Micheal Myers’ original mask from “Halloween” was actually just a Captain Kirk mask painted white? Believe it or not, Kirk was not the only iconic television star of the day to be considered.

Toss in a casino while you're at it. Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

Frustrating times 8. Today's cartoon by Jack Loftus.

"I Voted...because the sticker matches my sense of civic duty, and also my new fall coat." Today's cartoon by Ali Solomon.

Let's go streaking! Cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

Washington, DC—In a shocking move this morning, the US Senate voted unanimously to push surprise nominee Gritty though into the highest court in America. Gritty is a monster with an impeccable record, both in his academic standing and his professional history. He is known for his athleticism, hobby marksmanship and googly eyes.

Phallic Fallacy. Today's cartoon by Philip Witte.

Exciting Breakthroughs. Today's cartoon by Mike Shiell.

Goals: Supreme Court Justice or FBI (Federal Breast Inspector) Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers

Buyer beware. Today's cartoon by Sara Lautman

Tough choices, maybe try the soup?

Making those final arrangements can sound delicious. Today's cartoon by Mike Shiell.

Trumpunzel, Trumpunzel, let down your...is that hair? Everything is fine, just tweet away! Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein and Kit Lively

  written by Kit Lively