CARTOON: Checkmate

Divide and Conquer. Today's cartoon by Lia Strasser & Bizzy Coy.

CARTOON: Artificial Annoyance

Wearable Woes. Today's cartoon by Sarah Morrissette.

CARTOON: Congestion Below

Mousepad to Mousepad Traffic. Today's cartoon by Zip Freeman.

CARTOON: Faux-mingos

Plastic Pink. Today's cartoon by Katherine Bettis.

CARTOON: Ocean Voyeurs

Breach of Privacy. Today's cartoon by Thomas Wykes.

CARTOON: Pucker Plight

Frog's Leap. Today's cartoon by Zip Freeman.

CARTOON: Claws for Concern?

Sacrificial Sweetness. Today's cartoon by Vaughan Tomlinson.

CARTOON: Astonishing Equine

Single Spectacle. Today's cartoon by Andy Anderson & Rusty Ruble.

CARTOON: Artful Accusations

Critical Glance. Today's cartoon by Chris Shorten.

CARTOON: Sasquatch Smitten

Big Feet, Bigger... Heart. Today's cartoon by Nathan Cooper.

CARTOON: Buzzkill

Hive Life. Today's cartoon by Bill Thomas.

CARTOON: Escalating Talent

Airborne Artist. Today's cartoon by Nathan Cooper.

CARTOON: Spot the Specs

Finding Focus. Today's cartoon by Kyle Bravo.

CARTOON: Courtesy Quicksand

Invitation Equation. Today's cartoon by Vaughan Tomlinson.

CARTOON: Santa’s Secret Squad

A Sky-High Mystery. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Elfinomics

Ho-Ho-How We Going to Pay for This? Today's cartoon by Thomas Wykes.

CARTOON: Brewed Awakening

Caffeine Curriculum. Today's cartoon by Todd Condron.

CARTOON: Northern Exposure

Frosty Flash. Today's cartoon by Rich Sparks.

CARTOON: Crash Course

Steer Clear. Today's cartoon by Kyle Bravo.

CARTOON: Mummories

Wrap it up. Today's cartoon by Alan Rozanski.

CARTOON: Wrong Number

Lamp Scamp. Today's cartoon by Thomas Wykes.

CARTOON: Sinking Change of Heart

Quicksand Quandary. Today's cartoon by Steve Daugherty.

CARTOON: Turkey Talk

Get stuffed. Today's cartoon by Tyson Cole.

FICTION: Ivanka Run: Chapter 1- Greetings from Crimea

After years on the lam, world-class criminal mastermind Ivanka Trump must come out of hiding to find her long-lost husband.

The White House’s Kavanaugh Celebration Party

Sean Hannity has a VIP table in one corner. Alex Jones is here. His shirt is already off. Roger Stone is seen handing out small red flyers about an orgy he’s hosting the following night.

The Tremendous Space Force Planning Meeting

The next twenty-five minutes consists of President Trump going into great detail about what the Space Force line of toys needs to be. Action figures, shuttles, rockets, even a home base control room. Of course, the showcase of the toys is a super fit Donald Trump action figure in a glittering stars and stripes Mylar jumpsuit. The little guy is surprisingly pulling off those knee-high boots.

Trump Gets His Parade

Some folks are born made to wave the flag Ooh, they're red,…

One Weird Day in the Trump White House

Author’s Note: As your intrepid White House correspondent…

Trump’s First State of the Union

“I don’t really like cheeseburgers. It’s fake news. I’m losing weight and am down to 175 pounds, clearly you can see that.”

Trump’s Pay for Play Cabal

“The healthy man does not torture others - generally it is…

How the Trumps Botch Christmas

“It's Christmas at ground zero,
Now the missiles are on their…

The Trump-Lincoln Ford’s Theater Luxury Casino

“They call you Lady Luck, But there is room for doubt, At…

Fear and Loathing in the White House Movie Theater

“I've built walls A fortress deep and mighty That none may…

Tripping Balls with the Founding Fathers

AUTHOR’S NOTE: Many observers of President Donald J. Trump…

Big Boy Donny’s Birthday Party

“I want a ball, I want a party Pink…

President Trump Welcomes the First Pet

“Black crows in the meadow Across a broad highway Though…

Mike Pence Returns to The Crossroads

“I went to the crossroads, fell down on my knees, Asked the…

Goodbye to the Cancer Moonshot

“Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses.” ~…

Trump’s New Rules

Meanwhile, in Donald Trump’s White House… Meeting in…

Mr. Trump Goes to Washington

Meanwhile, in Donald Trump’s White House… The next President…