
CARTOON: Checkmate
Divide and Conquer. Today's cartoon by Lia Strasser & Bizzy Coy.

CARTOON: Artificial Annoyance
Wearable Woes. Today's cartoon by Sarah Morrissette.

CARTOON: Congestion Below
Mousepad to Mousepad Traffic. Today's cartoon by Zip Freeman.

CARTOON: Faux-mingos
Plastic Pink. Today's cartoon by Katherine Bettis.

CARTOON: Ocean Voyeurs
Breach of Privacy. Today's cartoon by Thomas Wykes.

CARTOON: Pucker Plight
Frog's Leap. Today's cartoon by Zip Freeman.

CARTOON: Claws for Concern?
Sacrificial Sweetness. Today's cartoon by Vaughan Tomlinson.

CARTOON: Astonishing Equine
Single Spectacle. Today's cartoon by Andy Anderson & Rusty Ruble.

CARTOON: Artful Accusations
Critical Glance. Today's cartoon by Chris Shorten.

CARTOON: Sasquatch Smitten
Big Feet, Bigger... Heart. Today's cartoon by Nathan Cooper.

CARTOON: Buzzkill
Hive Life. Today's cartoon by Bill Thomas.

CARTOON: Escalating Talent
Airborne Artist. Today's cartoon by Nathan Cooper.

CARTOON: Spot the Specs
Finding Focus. Today's cartoon by Kyle Bravo.

CARTOON: Courtesy Quicksand
Invitation Equation. Today's cartoon by Vaughan Tomlinson.

CARTOON: Santa’s Secret Squad
A Sky-High Mystery. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Elfinomics
Ho-Ho-How We Going to Pay for This? Today's cartoon by Thomas Wykes.

CARTOON: Brewed Awakening
Caffeine Curriculum. Today's cartoon by Todd Condron.

CARTOON: Northern Exposure
Frosty Flash. Today's cartoon by Rich Sparks.

CARTOON: Crash Course
Steer Clear. Today's cartoon by Kyle Bravo.

CARTOON: Mummories
Wrap it up. Today's cartoon by Alan Rozanski.

CARTOON: Wrong Number
Lamp Scamp. Today's cartoon by Thomas Wykes.

CARTOON: Sinking Change of Heart
Quicksand Quandary. Today's cartoon by Steve Daugherty.

CARTOON: Turkey Talk
Get stuffed. Today's cartoon by Tyson Cole.

FICTION: Ivanka Run: Chapter 1- Greetings from Crimea
After years on the lam, world-class criminal mastermind Ivanka Trump must come out of hiding to find her long-lost husband.

The White House’s Kavanaugh Celebration Party
Sean Hannity has a VIP table in one corner. Alex Jones is here. His shirt is already off. Roger Stone is seen handing out small red flyers about an orgy he’s hosting the following night.

The Tremendous Space Force Planning Meeting
The next twenty-five minutes consists of President Trump going into great detail about what the Space Force line of toys needs to be. Action figures, shuttles, rockets, even a home base control room. Of course, the showcase of the toys is a super fit Donald Trump action figure in a glittering stars and stripes Mylar jumpsuit. The little guy is surprisingly pulling off those knee-high boots.

Trump Gets His Parade
Some folks are born made to wave the flag
Ooh, they're red,…

One Weird Day in the Trump White House
Author’s Note:
As your intrepid White House correspondent…

Trump’s First State of the Union
“I don’t really like cheeseburgers. It’s fake news. I’m losing weight and am down to 175 pounds, clearly you can see that.”

Trump’s Pay for Play Cabal
“The healthy man does not torture others - generally it is…

How the Trumps Botch Christmas
“It's Christmas at ground zero,
Now the missiles are on their…

The Trump-Lincoln Ford’s Theater Luxury Casino
“They call you Lady Luck,
But there is room for doubt,
At…

Fear and Loathing in the White House Movie Theater
“I've built walls
A fortress deep and mighty
That none may…

Tripping Balls with the Founding Fathers
AUTHOR’S NOTE:
Many observers of President Donald J. Trump…

Big Boy Donny’s Birthday Party
“I want a ball,
I want a party
Pink…

President Trump Welcomes the First Pet
“Black crows in the meadow
Across a broad highway
Though…

Mike Pence Returns to The Crossroads
“I went to the crossroads, fell down on my knees,
Asked the…

Goodbye to the Cancer Moonshot
“Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses.”
~…

Trump’s New Rules
Meanwhile, in Donald Trump’s White House…
Meeting in…

Mr. Trump Goes to Washington
Meanwhile, in Donald Trump’s White House…
The next President…