The White House’s Kavanaugh Celebration Party

Sean Hannity has a VIP table in one corner. Alex Jones is here. His shirt is already off. Roger Stone is seen handing out small red flyers about an orgy he’s hosting the following night.

The Tremendous Space Force Planning Meeting

The next twenty-five minutes consists of President Trump going into great detail about what the Space Force line of toys needs to be. Action figures, shuttles, rockets, even a home base control room. Of course, the showcase of the toys is a super fit Donald Trump action figure in a glittering stars and stripes Mylar jumpsuit. The little guy is surprisingly pulling off those knee-high boots.

Trump Gets His Parade

Some folks are born made to wave the flag Ooh, they're red,…

One Weird Day in the Trump White House

Author’s Note: As your intrepid White House correspondent…

Trump’s First State of the Union

“I don’t really like cheeseburgers. It’s fake news. I’m losing weight and am down to 175 pounds, clearly you can see that.”

Trump’s Pay for Play Cabal

“The healthy man does not torture others - generally it is…

How the Trumps Botch Christmas

“It's Christmas at ground zero,
Now the missiles are on their…

The Trump-Lincoln Ford’s Theater Luxury Casino

“They call you Lady Luck, But there is room for doubt, At…

Fear and Loathing in the White House Movie Theater

“I've built walls A fortress deep and mighty That none may…

Tripping Balls with the Founding Fathers

AUTHOR’S NOTE: Many observers of President Donald J. Trump…

Big Boy Donny’s Birthday Party

“I want a ball, I want a party Pink…

President Trump Welcomes the First Pet

“Black crows in the meadow Across a broad highway Though…

Mike Pence Returns to The Crossroads

“I went to the crossroads, fell down on my knees, Asked the…

Goodbye to the Cancer Moonshot

“Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses.” ~…

Trump’s New Rules

Meanwhile, in Donald Trump’s White House… Meeting in…

Mr. Trump Goes to Washington

Meanwhile, in Donald Trump’s White House… The next President…