Originals
Coming Soon! To That Place in the Strip Mall Where the Halloween Store Used to Be
Body Glitter By the Bucket
The Divorced Dad’s Den: Drum Kits, Leatherette Sofabeds, & More!
Randy’s Pre-Owned Prosthetics
Truck Nutz Outletz
Random Glass Beakers, Separatory Funnels, and Plastic Containers For . . . Hamster Habitrails, Right, Definitely Not Meth Labs
Lukewarm Country Buffet
Red Flag Exotic Pets: Pythons, Tarantulas & More!
Skittles the Clown’s Day Care & Vape Shop
Candlelight Vigils R Us
Truckers Dee-Lite Asian Spa & 3-Minute Massage
Crazy Ralph’s Discount Meats
Just Worms
Unclaimed Crime Scene Furniture & Carpets
Bite Right Denture Rental
The Christmas Store
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Juliana Gray is a poet and professor who wears jeans to class when she wants to show her students that she’s really “hip” and “with it.”
