Deleted Scenes From The Upcoming Spider-Man : Homecoming Blu Ray
Web-shooters go off accidentally while riding on the subway, gluing him to an insane homeless man for several hours.
All members of the Sinister Six come out of the closet on the same day, prompting TMZ to proclaim he’s anti-LGBT.
Catches his girlfriend in the act with an arch-nemesis, “draining The Lizard” if you know what we mean.
Voted “Creepiest Superhero Of The Year” by People magazine again.
Ex-girlfriend turns up pregnant, which means he had to pay for like over a million abortions.
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence
