#NightmarishNurseryRhymes

Jack and Kill went up a hill? It’s #NightmarishNurseryRhymes on this week’s trending joke game! Here are some of the best on @HashtagRoundUp powered by @TheHashtagGame. Play our comedy hashtag twitter games every Wednesday at 11 am EST.

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Let’s play #NightmarishNurseryRhymes with co-host @HashtagRoundup powered by @TheHashtagGame Best tweet wins a copy of The Witch Demands A Retraction by @MelissaBalmain @HumoristBooks_ https://t.co/hXdAdRdPVj TOP TWEETS go up on https://t.co/RBuA4DJSi3 pic.twitter.com/BZMbrQGCHR

— Weekly Humorist (@WeeklyHumorist) October 20, 2021

Mary ate a little lamb #NightmarishNurseryRhymes pic.twitter.com/6I21c2kKbY

— 👻 staMishincghost 👻 (@StamishincGhost) October 20, 2021

Mary Had A Severed Limb #NightmarishNurseryRhymes pic.twitter.com/jYw9CJPxs1

— Justin Avery Smith (@JustAVerySmith) October 20, 2021

Mary Had A Severed Limb #NightmarishNurseryRhymes pic.twitter.com/jYw9CJPxs1

— Justin Avery Smith (@JustAVerySmith) October 20, 2021

Trumpty Dumpty wanted to build a wall, Trumpty Dumpty said Mexico will pay for it all. #NightmarishNurseryRhymes pic.twitter.com/fN0GDFSavD

— There is no Dan, only Zuul (@iamdanlevey) October 20, 2021

Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick,
Jack jump over the candle stick
Jack fell down and got burned
But his insurance coverage
Didn’t cover his 3rd degree burns

#NightmarishNurseryRhymes pic.twitter.com/tzgBQbkDpR

— Rusty (@GayDeceiver) October 20, 2021

Hickory dickory dock
The mouse ran up the clock
Oh no, too slow
The cat snatched and ate it #NightmarishNurseryRhymes

— Portmanto’lantern🎃😈🙀😷💉💉 (@SadlyCatless) October 20, 2021

The Squeals On The Bus #NightmarishNurseryRhymes

— David E (@DaSkrambledEgg) October 20, 2021

#NightmarishNurseryRhymes
Little miss muffet murdered by her tuffet

— Sammy is here 520 (@520Sammy) October 20, 2021

Mary Had A Little Lamb… with mint jelly #NightmarishNurseryRhymes pic.twitter.com/YiXQdEwIQy

— Mister Race Bannon (@MrRaceBannon) October 20, 2021

Jack and Kill #NightmarishNurseryRhymes pic.twitter.com/mLB1qM3VIG

— Justin Avery Smith (@JustAVerySmith) October 20, 2021

Hey diddler diddler. #NightmarishNurseryRhymes

— There is no Dan, only Zuul (@iamdanlevey) October 20, 2021

#NightmarishNurseryRhymes
Oh the grand old duke of York pic.twitter.com/3q9WoOkGZ7

— DM (@patchdennizen) October 20, 2021

#NightmarishNurseryRhymes
Little Jack Horner
Sat with the coroner,
Eating a Christmas pie;
He put in his scalpel
And pulled out an eye,
And said ‘What a good boy am I.

— Jaguarjin (@jaguarjin) October 20, 2021

Early to Dead, Early to Rise (zombies’ favorite nursery rhyme) #NightmarishNurseryRhymes @WeeklyHumorist

— Alexandra Bowman (@scripta_bene) October 20, 2021

Humpty Dumpty Had a Great Fall and was in so much pain he BEGGED the villagers to scramble him#NightmarishNurseryRhymes

— Jeff Dwoskin Has A Podcast (@bigmacher) October 20, 2021

The itsy-bitsy spider crawled up your nasal canal
#NightmarishNurseryRhymes

— Robbie Sherwood (@RobbieSherwood) October 20, 2021

This little piggy went to a BBQ #NightmarishNurseryRhymes pic.twitter.com/Srnmrs5D9D

— There is no Dan, only Zuul (@iamdanlevey) October 20, 2021

The Farmer in the Hell #NightmarishNurseryRhymes @scripta_bene pic.twitter.com/vAboYzjNkR

— Weekly Humorist (@WeeklyHumorist) October 20, 2021

#NightmarishNurseryRhymes
Snow White & the severed Dwarfs

— Robert Adam (@Robadam69) October 20, 2021

The Grand Old Babadook of York #NightmarishNurseryRhymes @WeeklyHumorist

— Alexandra Bowman (@scripta_bene) October 20, 2021

Little Bo Creep @paul_lander @scripta_bene #NightmarishNurseryRhymes

— Weekly Humorist (@WeeklyHumorist) October 20, 2021

Little Jack Horney sat in the corney for bringing porny to class #NightmarishNurseryRhymes pic.twitter.com/jhPJGFf7EB

— Sydney Kravetz (@booksavor) October 20, 2021

Little BOO Peep #NightmarishNurseryRhymes pic.twitter.com/zSQ1tTFQSs

— Justin Avery Smith (@JustAVerySmith) October 20, 2021

Karen Had A Little Rant #NightmarishNurseryRhymes pic.twitter.com/heiB7DpOC8

— me (@mryanerdek) October 20, 2021

Row Row Row Your Boat, Away From Camp Crystal Lake #NightmarishNurseryRhymes @KitLively

— Weekly Humorist (@WeeklyHumorist) October 20, 2021

The Muffin Manslaughter. #NightmarishNurseryRhymes

— John Lane (@JohnFPLane) October 20, 2021

The Eels on the Bus #NightmarishNurseryRhymes @scripta_bene

— Weekly Humorist (@WeeklyHumorist) October 20, 2021

Mary, Mary, Quite, Quite Scary #NightmarishNurseryRhymes @WeeklyHumorist

— Alexandra Bowman (@scripta_bene) October 20, 2021

Roses are Dead, Violets are Blue, Because They’re Also Dead #NightmarishNurseryRhymes @scripta_bene

— Weekly Humorist (@WeeklyHumorist) October 20, 2021

Scar light, Scar Bright @paul_lander #NightmarishNurseryRhymes

— Weekly Humorist (@WeeklyHumorist) October 20, 2021

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Which is nice because he had a shit summer. #NightmarishNurseryRhymes

— Hic_non_reloaded (@NonHic) October 20, 2021

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
With apple picking,
And flannel, real nice
Except too much of that damn pumpkin spice#NightmarishNurseryRhymes

— Zlati Meyer (@Zlatimeyer) October 20, 2021

Three Blinded Mice @paul_lander #NightmarishNurseryRhymes

— Weekly Humorist (@WeeklyHumorist) October 20, 2021

Old McDonald had a Meth Pharm @paul_lander #NightmarishNurseryRhymes

— Weekly Humorist (@WeeklyHumorist) October 20, 2021

London Bridge is falling down due to infrastructure problems. #NightmarishNurseryRhymes

— Zlati Meyer (@Zlatimeyer) October 20, 2021

Early to bed,
To have a bad dream,
Makes a man healthy, wealthy and scream! #NightmarishNurseryRhymes

— Mark Rīter (@MarkRiter) October 20, 2021

Little jack Coroner. #NightmarishNurseryRhymes

— John Lane (@JohnFPLane) October 20, 2021

Hansel and Regrettle #NightmarishNurseryRhymes @joshfeinblatt

— Weekly Humorist (@WeeklyHumorist) October 20, 2021

Little Boy Blue From Asphyxiation #NightmarishNurseryRhymes @KitLively

— Weekly Humorist (@WeeklyHumorist) October 20, 2021

A-Tisket, A-Casket #NightmarishNurseryRhymes @scripta_bene

— Weekly Humorist (@WeeklyHumorist) October 20, 2021