Other Marvel What If…?
Frank Castle’s family isn’t murdered by gangsters resulting in him becoming The Punisher. Instead, he leads the life of a normal, law-abiding citizen. Since right-wing extremists no longer have the Punisher skull logo to indicate their support of extrajudicial murder, these extremists now use the emblem of the Dominos Pizza Noid.
Peter Parker’s radioactive spider bite results in him becoming the same friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. However, his webs are now released three horrific anatomical spinnerets on his perineum.
Loki got therapy and wasn’t such a catty bitch.
Instead of building the Iron Man suit to fight the same arms dealers his company supplied, Tony Stark uses his vast fortune to pilot a spacecraft to Earth’s upper atmosphere. When he lands, he’s inexplicably wearing a cowboy hat.
After being chosen for the Weapon X program, Wolverine’s bones are coated in a sweet, delicious nougat and his claws are replaced with two giant espresso machines. He is murdered almost instantly by anti-mutant forces.
Someone, anyone, attempts to put Scarlet Witch in super-prison. I mean, Jesus Christ, no one even attempted to detain her after she kidnapped all those people and puppeteered them around a town for months. WTF?!
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