Originals
Quiz: Marvel Villain or Musk Department of DOGE Staffer Anonymous Social Media Post
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Just for the record, I was racist before it was cool.
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Only the most broken people can be great leaders.
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We need a eugenic immigration policy.
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99% of Indian H1Bs will be replaced by slightly smarter LLMs, they’re going back don’ worry guys.
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When the dust settles, the only thing living in this world will be metal.
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An ant has no quarrel with a boot.
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I would not mind at all if Gaza and Israel were both wiped off the face of the Earth.
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Same story, different century. There’ll always be torches and pitchforks.
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An empire toppled by its enemies can rise again. But one which crumbles from within? That’s dead forever.
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Normalize Indian hate.
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You took everything from me. And now I’m returning the favor.
Marvel Villains: 2, 5, 6, 8, 9, 11
Musk Department of DOGE Staffer Anonymous Social Media Post: 1. 3, 4, 7, 10
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Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending, Congolese gynecologist, Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney’s, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog, Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that’s been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul’s time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar…
