Secret Facts That You Don’t Want To Know About ‘Game Of Thrones’
The “game” referred to in the series title is Connect Four.
In our reality, dragons don’t actually exist. Oh, and neither do dwarves.
Real people don’t look like that naked. If you don’t believe me, ask to see a real person naked.
Although a popular theme on the show, incest is something that is actually frowned upon in our culture (although Trump is supposedly working on a court order that will reverse this).
The Night King earned his title via a potato sack race won against Fonzi.
The White Walkers typically dwell north of the wall in Westeros; the more savage and illiterate of the walkers desperately attempt to keep the Brown Walkers on the other side of the wall.
In the world of Game Of Thrones, the Giants are more often than not the most popular characters on their reality shows.
Direwolves are typically seen more often than their close cousins the Diarrhea-Wolves, who typically don’t wander too far from their dwellings.
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