https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/fart-20-feat.png 330 432 Melissa Balmain https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Melissa Balmain2023-04-20 12:07:542023-04-20 13:07:44It's Fart-Twenty—Time to Get My Public Farting Buzz On!
It's Fart-Twenty—Time to Get My Public Farting Buzz On!
How great is it that I can blaze up some stew and stroll wherever I please—a river walk like this one, or a botanic garden, or a national monument folks have waited their whole lives to visit—while farting to my heart’s content? How great that everyone finally recognizes that our nation’s most wondrous spaces are even more wondrous when they smell like Joey Chestnut’s bathroom?
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/featured-image-template-goldie.jpg 330 432 Steve Kerper https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Steve Kerper2018-04-20 13:46:592018-04-20 13:46:59Goldilocks and the Pineapple Train Wreck
Goldilocks and the Pineapple Train Wreck
Once upon a time, there was a little girl who had golden, curly…