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Lustler Magazine
Chick on Chick-fil-A: Porn Hub & Grub Hub Join Forces! VR vs AR: Can anything finally make you feel something? Anything? Let's Hear It For 69! (The Average Age Of Our Readers) and more in this issue of Lustler Magazine!

PornHub’s 2nd Most Popular Searches By State
Texas: Choking the chicken. An actual chicken. South Carolina: CHiPs in chaps Delaware: Rubes with pubes. And more!

#KinkyCartoons
SpongeBob NoPants, Bi-Curious George, The Gimpsons, and more #KinkyCartoons on this week's trending joke game!

69ing to Herd Immunity
As the chief architect of this revolutionary plan I would, of course, love to volunteer to test it out. However, I’ve got this hip thing that currently makes sexual flexibility a real challenge. But you guys go ahead and get it started!

Cereal Prizes for Adults
Windshield wiper, A 15 min nap, A millennial slang decoder ring and more!

CARTOON: Deck The Halls
Cartoon by Pat Byrnes.

Childhood Games Updated For Adulthood
All your favorites! Truth or Dare To Speak To Your Manager, Duck, Duck; Sagging Caboose, 7 Minutes in the Dermatologist’s Office, Musical Chairs With Lumbar Support and more.

CARTOON: Midlife Coach
Mid-sized Budget? We can work with that.

If Adult Movie Dialogue Was Actually ‘Adult’
“Oh god, you’re harder than getting out of bed in the morning.”
“I…