https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/uncle-jon-feat.png 330 432 Jonathan Zeller https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Jonathan Zeller2022-11-03 19:57:072023-01-01 14:12:12I Am Happy with My Choice to Remain Childless. Also, Call Me “Uncle Jon.” You Must Care for Me When I Am Old.
I Am Happy with My Choice to Remain Childless. Also, Call Me “Uncle Jon.” You Must Care for Me When I Am Old.
Your purpose isn’t to please your parents. It’s to find your own bliss, whether that comes from bar trivia, travel to destinations that allow you to bring your dog, or covering my rent once I’m too old to work but haven’t amassed a large enough 401(k) to last through retirement.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/WH-cartoon-template-rings-feat.png 330 432 Tyson Cole https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Tyson Cole2022-10-14 16:17:372022-10-14 16:17:37CARTOON: Tree Chop
CARTOON: Tree Chop
So much sap! Today's cartoon by Tyson Cole.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/sue-man-feat.png 330 432 Dave Hanson https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Dave Hanson2022-04-28 17:11:072023-01-01 14:41:15AGE DISCRIMINATION COMPLAINT: HANSON V. “THE GUYS”
AGE DISCRIMINATION COMPLAINT: HANSON V. “THE GUYS”
This is an action seeking behavior modification and redress for damages from relentless and cumulative incidents of age discrimination. Plaintiff alleges James “Jimmy” Decker, 37; Mike “Groggy” Boulheim 35; and Geoff “Zippo” Rinaldi, 38 (“The Guys”), have treated Plaintiff differently since his 40th birthday, regarding his opinions and cultural references as “outdated and irrelevant.”
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/old-person-feat.png 330 432 Brian Boone https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Brian Boone2022-03-17 00:17:192022-03-16 23:44:11How to Avoid Scams That Target Senior Citizens Like You and Me
How to Avoid Scams That Target Senior Citizens Like You and Me
Luckily, you’ve got Gus to tell you what you should be vigilant against out there. Here are the most common scams targeting seniors right this second. THE HARRY TRUMAN, BUTTERSCOTCH, ANDREWS SISTERS MARRIAGE SCAM, and more!
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/toys4eva-feat.png 330 432 Jeremy Hooper https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Jeremy Hooper2021-08-17 22:22:122021-08-17 22:26:19I Didn’t Grow Up. I’m Still a Toys R Us Kid. I Should’ve Thought This Through.
I Didn’t Grow Up. I’m Still a Toys R Us Kid. I Should’ve Thought This Through.
I might’ve grown into a Spencer’s Gifts tween, pretending to look at Simpsons posters while covertly peeping fuzzy handcuffs and naughty dice. I could’ve become a Gadzooks teen, shoplifting ironic ringer tees I only sorta understood. I could’ve aged into an HomeGoods adult, embracing the simple thrills of decorative farfalle housed in seafoam green canisters. Instead, I’m cursed to live in a label-scarred building that’s only seasonally used as a Spirit Halloween.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/featured-image-template-rollingstones.png 330 432 Paul Lander https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Paul Lander2018-09-10 18:14:402018-09-10 18:14:40Wild Horses Can’t Drag Us Apart, Oy Vey’ and 7 Other Rolling Stone Lyrics Made Age Appropriate
Wild Horses Can’t Drag Us Apart, Oy Vey’ and 7 Other Rolling Stone Lyrics Made Age Appropriate
Just by adding “Oy Vey” to a ‘Rolling Stone’ lyric, the band sounds their actual age...