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Performance Program for America 250 Starring Donald J. Trump

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In celebration of America's 250th birthday, President Donald J. Trump proudly presents a dazzling four-hour multimedia extravaganza combining music, magic, exotic animals, military flyovers, cosmetic medicine, reality television, and whatever else was available on short notice.

Road Trip Stops You Won’t Want To Miss!!

Apples & Bees, Shappalap, OK- Not to be confused with the popular chain of bar and grill restaurants located throughout North America, Apples & Bees is instead an apple orchard that is open to the public, but also plagued regularly by swarms of bees.

Seven New Rules to Ensure the Second Presidential Debate will be more Presidential than the First

Rule #2: The moderator will have the ability to mute a candidate's microphone if he fails to give the other candidate an opportunity to speak. The candidate in violation will be docked an electoral vote from a battleground state of his opponents choosing.

CARTOON: Ratings Gold

Did you see? Number 1 on all the networks. Today's cartoon by Tom Chitty.

CARTOON: Welcome to America