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Rejected Iran Military Operation Names
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Operation Temporary National Emergency Until After the Midterms. and more!

CARTOON: Operation Pacifier
Tears of Mass Destruction. Today's cartoon by Vaughan Tomlinson.

Things to Do in Los Angeles While Waiting for an Insurrection
We hear that 4,800 of you have been bunking in parking lots or government buildings the last couple of days. This spur of the moment trip didn’t even give you enough time to book a hotel room. Sleeping on concrete is hell on your back. There are some cool boutique hotels in the area, however. The Hotel Figuroa has rooms for as low at $175 a night. But with the $134 million dollars of taxpayer money being spent on your visit, why not splurge out? Stay at the Biltmore. Have dinner at Redbird. Maybe lose the tactical gear. Not a good look for an evening of fine dining.

CARTOON: Operation Enduring Autumn
Don't fall for it. Today's cartoon by Michael Shaw.

CARTOON: Booming Business
What we got for $2 trillion? Lots of happy military contractors. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Antifa
Antifa's been around a while. They were very effective fighting Hitler back then too.

It is I, Ramp
Honestly dude, you need to take a look in the mirror. So, you almost fell down a ramp and embarrassed yourself. Shit happens. President Ford nearly fell down the steps descending an airplane back in ‘75. He didn’t blame tweet the flight of stairs. He laughed it off and continued serving his unremarkable term.

Hey New York Times, I went ahead and edited that Tom Cotton piece for you
Since it seems the actual NY Times Opinion “Editors” were asleep at the wheel on this one, I went ahead and edited that Tom Cotton opinion piece for you. I’ll be sending you an invoice.

TRUMPO Phonetic Alphabet
The administration's defense secretary said Trump may reduce…
