https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/angry-bearded-feat.png 330 432 James Marino https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png James Marino2021-11-12 05:49:222022-01-02 14:34:17I Must Regretfully Decline Your Invitation to Beef
I Must Regretfully Decline Your Invitation to Beef
My enemies list is highly exclusive and that membership has been closed since you were an ill-considered gleam in your whiskey-addled father’s eye.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/arbys-feat.png 330 432 Jonathan Gershberg https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Jonathan Gershberg2020-05-06 17:48:462020-05-06 17:48:46We, Arby's, Regret to Inform You We No Longer 'Have the Meats'
We, Arby's, Regret to Inform You We No Longer 'Have the Meats'
We do not anticipate needing to resort to desperate measures, such as having veggies.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/meat-feat.png 330 432 Adrienne Teeley https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Adrienne Teeley2020-01-23 20:52:002020-01-23 20:52:00We, the Leaders of the Beef Industry, Have Invented Our Own Impossible Burger
We, the Leaders of the Beef Industry, Have Invented Our Own Impossible Burger
While products like the Impossible Burger have received rave reviews for their similarity to meat, we’ve gone a few steps further to ensure our vegan patty is identical to its beef cousin in every imaginable way.