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Surprising Facts from My 23andMe Results
Ancestry
Southern European – 62.3%
Northwestern European – 29.3%
Sub-Saharan African – 0.4%
Self-esteem – <0.1%
Butter – 1 cup

CARTOON: Slurrrp
Wine not? Today's cartoon by Cerise Zelentz.

Jimmy Buffet Song or How I’m Explaining the Divorce to My Kids from Inside the New Akron Margaritaville
1. A Pirate Looks at Forty
2. Pencil Thin Mustache
3. Changes…

Reasons It's Still Okay To Drink Lots And Lots Of Booze
Some smarty-pants scientific types recently unveiled to the world the fact that alcohol, in any amount, isn't good for you. What a slap in the face! But don't despair. We got really drunk and came up with a few of these...