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CARTOON: Believe

Giving til your hollow inside? Merry Christmas! Today's cartoon by Michael Shaw.

CARTOON: Evolution of Man & Fire

Sparks of wonder through the ages. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Naughty Deployment

Most of this is just for The White House. Today's cartoon by Michael Shaw.

CARTOON: Lil Donnie Gifts

It starts early. Today's cartoon by Ron Hauge.

CARTOON: Starry Night

Lots to fulfill. Today's cartoon by Grayson Gibbs.

CARTOON: Cafe Cures

Feels like today might be a 4 muffin day. Today's cartoon by Jake Goldwasser.

CARTOON: Dangerous Snow

Hazardous Conditions. Today's cartoon by Dan Misdea.

CARTOON: Criminal Insurance

I'll make less of a mess. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Wear Your Santa Mask

The 12 days of isolation. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Thanksgiving Simulator

Feel like you are really there! Today's cartoon by David Ostow and Ellis Rosen.

CARTOON: Just A Flesh Wound

I'll bite your ankles! Today's cartoon by Tom Chitty.

CARTOON: Away!

He's rounding the corner! Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Halloween Masks

Be super, mask up. Today's cartoon by Dalton Vaughn.

CARTOON: Scariest Costume

Gave me chills. Today's cartoon by Grayson Gibbs.

CARTOON: Senate Tales!

Our American JUST US System In Action! Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Mutt

Gonna ruin your dinner! Today's cartoon by Asher Perlman.

CARTOON: Elephant in the Room

The elephant in the room. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Toobin Zoomin

Don't get zoomed! Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOONS: Wet Results

Rock the Moat. Today's cartoon by Dan Misdea.

CARTOON: Caffeine Cannibal

Tasty Tastelessness. Today's cartoon by Dalton Vaughn.

CARTOON: Covidiot

Can't take my freedumb! Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Next Debate

Cartoon by Brandon Hicks.

CARTOON: Trump Bug

Looking a little orange? Today's cartoon by Jack Loftus.

I Voted Stickers For Everyday Activities

Voting is cool, but there's all sorts of other things to brag about!

CARTOON: Biden's Debate Preparation

Don't get creamed! Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

CARTOON: Killing Time

A slow burn. Today's cartoon by Michael Shaw. Check out his new book 'The Elements of Stress' available now!

How’s It Going? A F.A.Q.

Q: How’s it going? A: The standard answer “as well as can be excepted” applies, although this may fluctuate slightly on a day-to-day basis. Things that can influence how well things are going on any given day include exercising, sex (or lack thereof), looking at real estate listings, level of news consumption, and which of our national institutions are falling apart.

CARTOON: Sign Here

I'm writing on your crack, does it tickle? Today's cartoon by Tom Chitty.

CARTOON: Just Deserts

Suddenly prime real estate. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Whodunit?

Need a clue? Today's cartoon by Tom Chitty.

CARTOON: Hot Air

Yet we feel deflated. Today's cartoon by Paul Lander and Dan McConnell.

CARTOON: Brutality

Police States of America. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

Intentionally Uninspiring Throw Pillows

We Actually Hate Having Guests! And more.

CARTOON: RNC Speakers

Really stacking that talent roster. Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

CARTOON: USPS Streamlined Sorting

It's all about efficiency. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: De-evolution

De-evolution. Today's cartoon by Paul Cannata.

CARTOON: Zoom Batter!

Hope they are charged up for the game! Today's cartoon by Paul Lander and Dan McConnell.

CARTOON: Tan Lines

Watch the straps! Today's cartoon by Ali Solomon.

CARTOON: Feline Feeling

Purrrfect match? Today's cartoon by Dan Misdea

CARTOON: The Covid Kid

Super spreading everywhere except one place. Today's cartoon by Dan McConnell and Joe Bissonnett.

CARTOON: Young Trump

Non-learning started early. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Whale Tale

What have you got to lose? Besides your leg, everyone on the ship, the ship itself and...Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Feeling Week

Just got to make it through another week. Today's cartoon by Grayson Gibbs.

CARTOON: The Little Dutchboy 2020

The tiny fingers won't work. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Not Invited

Cut. It. Out. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Mirror Mirror

Overkill. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: The End...

I'll just see myself out. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Donald Trump - President Provocateur

Would know those tiny hands anywhere. Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

CARTOON: Ratings Gold

Did you see? Number 1 on all the networks. Today's cartoon by Tom Chitty.

CARTOON: Summer 2020 Poolside Styles

Don't forget to floss! Today's cartoon by David Ostow.

CARTOON: Mom Wipes

You got a little something on your cheek. Today's cartoon by Michael Shaw.

CARTOON: Summer Blockbuster

Impossible, nobody would believe it. Cartoon by Joe Wos.

CARTOON: Far Fade

A lot off the top. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Ahoy!

You sure? You should see the buffet! Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Warp Drive

He went to Jared. Again. Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

CARTOON: Critic's Choice

Walk this way! Today's cartoon by David Ostow.

CARTOON: Whine Time

Go have a snack and a nap. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Pod Popper

Also comes as a miracle elixir! Today's cartoon by Tyson Cole.

CARTOON: Unhinged Definition

In case you needed a lesson. Clorox Coffee anyone? Today's cartoon by Paul Lander and Dan McConnell.

CARTOON: Meta Metamorphosis

Meta Metamorphosis! In today's cartoon by Joe Wos.

CARTOON: Mean Screens

Don't zoom in too close. Today's cartoon by David Ostow.

CARTOON: Missing Something?

Missing something? Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Zoom Face

Face froze? Might need a reboot. Today's cartoon by Ali Solomon.

CARTOON: Kitchen Confinement

Sticky fingers? Crime and grime? Wash your hands. Today's cartoon by David Ostow.

CARTOON: Capitilizing on Coronavirus

Purell Park: Guaranteed to kill 99% of the fun! And more business ideas in today's cartoon by Brandon Hicks.

CARTOON: Sanitized

And repeat, and repeat, and repeat...Today's cartoon by Andy Cowan and Dan McConnell.

CARTOON: Coughference Call

"First, let me thank you all for continuing to work so diligently from home during these very uncertain times and -- oof-- whoever that was, I don't like the sound of that cough."

CARTOON: Precautions

Has a point. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Hard Thoughts

Amazingly sculpted cold sweat detail! Today's cartoon by Grayson Gibbs.

CARTOON: Home Office

Lead by example, Будем здоровы! Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

CARTOON: Sound Sleeper

Getting rammed into REM. Today's cartoon by Mike Shiell.

CARTOON: New Coronavirus Mascot

Oh, you're traveling? Wow, your trip must be pretty important...Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Coronaryvirus

Don't panic. Trump has protections in place.

CARTOON: Debatable

The job interview process is a pain. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Cupid's Prep Table

Love and romance prepper. Today's cartoon by David Ostow.

CARTOON: Stereotyping

Stereotyping is bad, mostly because of the hand cramps. Today's cartoon by Rich Sparks! Go pick up his new book, "LOVE and other weird things by Rich Sparks"

CARTOON: Loopy

Feeling loop-de-looped? Us too. Today's cartoon by Cerise Zelenetz.

CARTOON: Happy Tune

Whistle a happy tune. This song is PERFECT, TREMENDOUS. THE BEST! Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Christmas Caper

The perfect plan! Today's cartoon by Mike Shiell!

CARTOON: Walk, Jerk.

I'm walking here! Today's cartoon by Tyson Cole.

CARTOON: The President Lends His Support To Brett Kavanaugh

The Sharpie is mightier then the facts. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

Incredibly Honest Postcards

not MISSING YOU one bit...and more!

CARTOON: Summer in the City

The train is coming! I swear I heard it, is it really here? I'm so weak. - Today's cartoon by Cerise Zelenetz

CARTOON: These Suck

These suck. Today's cartoon by Madeline Horwath

CARTOON: Star-Popped Lovers

The static electricity between these two is incredible! Today's cartoon by Mike Shiell.

CARTOON: Spider-man Abroad

Need to get away? Today's cartoon by Kit Lively and David DeGrand!

CARTOON: Mueller Decoded

Clear enough now? Today's cartoon by Ellis Rosen.

CARTOON: Cleaners

Nasty stains. Today's cartoon by Brandon Hicks.

CARTOON: Valentine Smarts

Chocolate Heart Inflation. Today's cartoon by Alexis Novak and Jason Chatfield.

CARTOON: Wallnuts

Allergic to both? Today's cartoon by Paul Lander and Dan McConnell.

CARTOON: National State of Emergency

Frozen Putz. Today's cartoon by Ali Solomon.

CARTOON: OCD

Repeat. And Again. And Again. Just one more time. Today's cartoon by Mike Shiell.

CARTOON: NEW KIDS BOOK! 'All My Friends Are Indicted' by Donald J. Trump

If you are a fan of the bestselling "All My Friends Are Dead" series of books then you'll want to pick up this new book hot off the presses!

CARTOON: Air Force * 1

One small change. Huge difference. Today's cartoon by Paul Lander and Dan McConnell.

CARTOON: Niche Economy

So many options, just one thing. Today's cartoon by Ellis Rosen.

CARTOON: Ice Cream Meds

Take 4 pints and call in the morning. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: New Year's Eve

Hope everyone survived last night! Happy New Year! Today's cartoon by Brandon Hicks.

CARTOON: 23andMany

That's a lot of mommy's kissing Santa. Today's cartoon by Scott Nickel.

CARTOON: Mitch McConnell Neckrophilia

How Mitch McConnell spent his Thanksgiving. Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

CARTOON: Turkey Trot

CARTOON: Crazy Straws

CARTOON: Migrant Caravan

Though, maybe avoid any large moving mobs for now. Today's cartoon by Ali Solomon.

CARTOON: Trump Blimp in USA

Everything else, pretty accurate. Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

CARTOON: U.S. Belabor Secretary

Everything is going amazingly well. So well. The best...Today's cartoon by Rich Sparks.

Rejected 'Halloween' Masks

Did you know that Micheal Myers’ original mask from “Halloween” was actually just a Captain Kirk mask painted white? Believe it or not, Kirk was not the only iconic television star of the day to be considered.

CARTOON: Just Checking

Toss in a casino while you're at it. Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

Talkward w/ guest Bob Eckstein

Today on Talkward is our first repeat guest, New York Times bestselling author, award winning cartoonist and snowman expert Bob Eckstein! Bob's new book The Illustrated History of the Snowman is out now! We discuss Steampunk's rise in the 1980s, the ongoing holiday decorations feud with his neighbor and making squirrels dance for his pleasure. Oh, and we happen upon the topic of snowman pornography!

CARTOON: Modern Legacy

It's what she would have #wanted. Today's cartoon by Drew Panckeri.

CARTOON: Honest Voter Stickers

"I Voted...because the sticker matches my sense of civic duty, and also my new fall coat." Today's cartoon by Ali Solomon.

CARTOON: Presidential Alert

THIS IS ONLY A TEST! EVERYTHING IS PROBABLY FINE! Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Minimum Requirements

You must meet these minimum requirements to enter. Today's cartoon by David DeGrand and Kit Lively.

CARTOON: Today's Greeting Cards

Can't keep these on the shelves. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Girl Talk

Want to really get her attention? Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein

CARTOON: Baby Shoes

Buyer beware. Today's cartoon by Sara Lautman

CARTOON: Power Switch

Leaving is definitely an upside incentive. Today's cartoon by Drew Panckeri.

CARTOON: Lamb Chops

Tough choices, maybe try the soup?

CARTOON: Potato Funeral

Making those final arrangements can sound delicious. Today's cartoon by Mike Shiell.

CARTOON: Hospital

"It's always about you." Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein

CARTOON: Drive-Thru

Nine cheeseburgers and a diet coke? Can you repeat that Mr. President?' Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein and Kit Lively

CARTOON: Agent Orange

CARTOON: Baby Change Station

Drunk Cartoon: Dexting

CARTOON: Terms & Conditions

CARTOON: Flip

CARTOON: Trumped Shark Week

CARTOON: Holiday's in Hell

CARTOON: Trump Brunch

Drunk Cartoon: Founding Fathers

CARTOON: Check Mate

Drunk Cartoon: Pants

CARTOON: Night of the Living Well-Read

CARTOON: Mime Club

CARTOON: Need Hookers?

CARTOON: Heaven

CARTOON: Emergency

CARTOON: Winter vs. Spring

CARTOON: Other Things Cloned By Barbara Streisand

A second, identical nose on the side of her face. Neil…

CARTOON: Relapse

CARTOON: Possessions

CARTOON: Trump's Physical

CARTOON: Lazy Santa

CARTOON: Priorities

CARTOON: Fake Friends

CARTOON: Playboy