Tag Archive for: classic

The Old Man and the Pizza

He was an old man (thirty years old, which feels old) who had been out of the house for eighty-four minutes without having a little something to nibble on. The night air moved slowly and the odors of the city were unkind. He had eaten dinner at seven thirty, but it was merely a salad. It was not enough to sustain him for an arduous journey nearly twenty whole blocks from his apartment.

CARTOON: Size Matters

Maybe something with stripes? Today's cartoon Nick Downes.

CARTOON: Dusty Duds

It's a classic! Today's cartoon by Dan Misdea.

CARTOON: These Suck

These suck. Today's cartoon by Madeline Horwath

Famous Pieces Of Literature Reviewed By My Inner Critic As If They Were Written By Me

The Great Gatsby: We get it! You’re jealous of rich people. Also, isn’t this really unoriginal? Wealthy people party, and drink, and yada, yada, yada. That’s like the entire plot. You and this book are so lame, I can see why you always say “you too” after your waiter says enjoy your meal. Never write anything ever again. Now go and spend the little money you have on ice cream and eat an entire tub because you deserve that kind of guilt, you unartistic ass hat.

Answers to the Questions Bob Dylan Poses in ‘Blowin’ in the Wind’

Q: "How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a…

Classic Romantic Comedies If They Were Set In Present Day

1. When Harry Met Sally   Instead of it taking Harry…