https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/joanne-feat.png 330 432 Jordan Cerminara https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Jordan Cerminara2021-04-02 20:09:482021-04-02 20:09:48I Can’t Be Trusted Alone with You, JOANN
I Can’t Be Trusted Alone with You, JOANN
Of course you immediately start tempting me by pushing your perfect pair of scissors in my face and CUT MY PAPER HEART OUT—THEY’RE ONLY TWELVEBUCKS! I love you, JO. Mmmm, show me that mixed media paper you know I like, baby. OH, JOANN, 20% off!? How can you be so good to me? With all these glues to choose from it’s no wonder I’m stuck inside you again! You make me want to be so much more than an artist. You make me want to be a BAD artist.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/crafting-feat.png 330 432 Grace Bahler https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Grace Bahler2020-07-08 22:31:202020-07-08 22:33:36Help! I’ve Started Crafting And I Can’t Stop
Help! I’ve Started Crafting And I Can’t Stop
Help! I’ve put my shower curtain through a shredder and then glued it back together—like the blog instructions said—and now there is water everywhere.