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Donald Trump’s Totally Untrue and Fabricated Random Acts of Kindness

I was at the zoo. There was a baby rhino that wouldn’t drink its milk. None of the zookeepers were having any luck. Suddenly, a man emerged from the crowd that had formed. “Mind if I give it a shot?” It was Donald. He asked if I would hold his jacket as he climbed over the fence. He took that baby rhino, cradled it in his arms, and put the bottle in its mouth. As the rhino suckled, Donald caressed its head, and I could faintly hear him whisper, “It’s going to be okay, sweet one.”

CARTOON: The Wall

The Wall, signed, sealed & delivered. (If you play it backwards, it also can't believe Trump is president! ) Today's cartoon by David DeGrand.

Donnie’s Book Report About the Witch Hunt

Hi. My name is Donnie, and what I am going to do is I am going to do a book report. The book report I am going to do is about the Witch Hunt book we read in class during silent reading time.

Ivanka Trump’s Reflections on Hanukkah and Flipping on Your Entire Family

The First Night Hanukkah. The Festival of Lights. Ever since…

One Weird Day in the Trump White House

Author’s Note: As your intrepid White House correspondent…

Stormy Daniels' Non-Disclosure Agreement

NON-DISCLOSURE AGREEMENT This Non-disclosure Agreement by and…

Trump’s First State of the Union

“I don’t really like cheeseburgers. It’s fake news. I’m losing weight and am down to 175 pounds, clearly you can see that.”

Trump's 4:30 AM Conspiracy Tweets

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The President Trump Coffee Table Book — Get It Today!

The valor. The prestige. The endless parade of tanks and missile…

Mr. Trump Goes to Washington

Meanwhile, in Donald Trump’s White House… The next President…