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Why Are The Trump Jurors Being Excused?
Preferred Schwarzenegger on The Apprentice. Appears to be an actual Christian, rather than a Trump Christian. Elderly man with full head of hair and a naturally healthy complexion. And more!
The Art of the Memoir by Donald J. Trump
Chapter 3- Growing Up: My Dad was a Nazi, and if you’d asked me when I was a boy if that would help me relate to people, I’d have said “no.” But, as it turns out, “yes.”
What to Do When Your Screaming Autocrat Won’t Leave the White House
Offer a choice. This will make him feel like he has some say in the matter, even though he doesn’t. “On the way home, do you want us to keep counting the votes in Pennsylvania or stop counting them?”
Other Methods Of Keeping Trump In Line At The Debate
Stagehand frantically waving a double quarter-pounder with cheese from off camera if he begins to go on a maniacal tirade. Superglue Chapstick. Ejector seat / catapult. And more!
CARTOON: Trump Sippy Cup
Didn't you notice the happy meals? All for him! Today's cartoon by Paul Lander and Dan McConnnell.
CARTOON: Trump Stump For Ted Cruz
Nothing like getting endorsed by such a great pal! Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers!
CARTOON: Just Checking
Toss in a casino while you're at it. Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.
One Weird Day in the Trump White House
Author’s Note:
As your intrepid White House correspondent…
Trump’s First State of the Union
“I don’t really like cheeseburgers. It’s fake news. I’m losing weight and am down to 175 pounds, clearly you can see that.”
Bucket List for When You Think You Have 38 Minutes to Live Before a Ballistic Missile Strikes
Try to pull a tablecloth from underneath a set of dishes.
Take…
Trump's New Rules
Meanwhile, in Donald Trump’s White House…
Meeting in…
Trump Cursing
Winter is Trumping. via Youtube user Huw Parkinson
Trump Snarls
Two hours after his latest victory sort-of-speech following a…
Winter is Trumping
Winter is Trumping. via Youtube user Huw Parkinson
Tip-Top Tips to Terminate a Trumper Tantrum
The world can be a scary place even without Donald Trump around.…