Tag Archive for: friday the 13th

Camp Crystal Lake Addresses its Poor Yelp Ratings
While we have taken numerous steps to deal with Ms. Voorhees spawn of hell, Jason, we honestly felt that once he went to New York City and eventually, hell, that things would start settling down for Camp Crystal Lake. I mean, really, after that whole “Final Chapter” episode, the idea of a “New Beginning” really seemed outlandish. And seriously, none of us expected him to return from space. I mean, space, right???

Jason Vorhees’ Camp Crystal Lake Etiquette
Please don't bring guns into my woods. They're just not safe. If you know how to use a gun properly, that's great, but c'mon... accidents do happen. And we all know that bullets can't hurt me anyway, so just don't even bother.

CARTOON: Monday The 16th
The Horror! Mondays. Today's cartoon by Zack Rhodes.

Horror Movie Sequels Inspired By The Trump Era
Alien vs Creditor: Tax Returns, The Unfair Witchhunt Project, Creature from the Fat Buffoon, and more!
