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I’m Marjorie Taylor Greene and I’m Here to Tell You There are Only Two Potato Head Genders

A woman’s purse? Sure. A manly mustache? Absolutely. But replacing those items with a gender neutral bag and bright smile of a nondiscriminant sex? Not on my watch! Or Mr. Potato Head’s watch either, as that is an accessory yet to be provided by the Hasbro Company to the Potato Heads.

Quiz: Death Row Or Hasbro?

Hasbro buys Death Row Records, do you know which is which?  Ready, set, go...

The Tremendous Space Force Planning Meeting

The next twenty-five minutes consists of President Trump going into great detail about what the Space Force line of toys needs to be. Action figures, shuttles, rockets, even a home base control room. Of course, the showcase of the toys is a super fit Donald Trump action figure in a glittering stars and stripes Mylar jumpsuit. The little guy is surprisingly pulling off those knee-high boots.