https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/overlookfeat2.png 330 432 Allison Hirschlag https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Allison Hirschlag2020-07-17 14:01:262020-07-17 14:01:26The Overlook Hotel’s Safety Measures for Reopening Now That We Know the Hotel Is a Sentient Being That’s out for Blood.
While it appears the hotel is a sentient being that has taken control of every caretaker we’ve ever had, turning them into psychopaths who have killed or attempted to kill their entire family, we want you to know we’re doing everything we can to keep it from doing that to any of our guests. However, since spiritual forces are notoriously difficult to contain, we’re legally obligated to alert you to the voluntary risks you’re taking by staying with us.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/hotel-receptionist-with-phone-front-desk_79405-1513-2.png 330 432 Libby Marshall https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Libby Marshall2019-08-23 04:25:312020-01-02 17:27:45A Word Of Warning, Everyone Who Swims In The Pool Of This Hampton Inn Drowns
Yes indeed, everyone single person who swims in The Pool drowns. There have been hundreds of deaths. We had to install an incinerator in the basement to keep up with all the bodies. The wifi code is HamptonSmiles45.
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This Burger King Ice Machine is For Soda Not For Genitals, Absolutely No Squirrels in the Indoor Hot Tub, and more!
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1) Most inexpensive motels don't have room service, but that…