CARTOON: Warp Drive

He went to Jared. Again. Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

Jared Kushner’s Morning Pages

Today I will do the coronavirus response briefing and it will be amazing! This time I will remember to swallow. Last night I did arm practice with Ivanka for two hours. I think I’m finally getting how to hold them! 

A Revised Nightly Prayer

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray Bob Mueller my country to…