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Jason Vorhees' Camp Crystal Lake Etiquette

Please don't bring guns into my woods. They're just not safe. If you know how to use a gun properly, that's great, but c'mon... accidents do happen. And we all know that bullets can't hurt me anyway, so just don't even bother.

LinkedIn Recommendations for Halloween

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