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Jeff Sessions' Updated Resume
-Advanced common-sense policies to protect nation from external and internal threats, such as gender fluidity, impoverished refugees, non-addictive drugs, and the perils of a modern, integrated society.
-Consistently rated “Least Fuckable Face” by my boss, the president of the United States.
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Sessions Lessons
YOU can be as great of a liar as Jeff Sessions!! It's true!! …