CARTOON: Today's Special

aMAZing. Today's cartoon by Cerise Zelenetz.

QaDon's- American Bistro For American's Who Don't Like America

"Spend Your Independence Day Exerting Your Independence From American Values and Basic Human Decency With Our Special Fourth Of July Menu!!!" "Each of our meals is served on a paper replica of the Constitution, perfect for soaking up all of the gooey grease and spills!"

CARTOON: Chopped

Give the chef a hand. Today's cartoon by Michael Shaw.


David Lee Broth, Slayer Cake, Korn Muffins, and more #HeavyMetalMenuItems on this week's trending joke game!

Trump’s Favorite COVID Cocktails & Disinfectant Delights

Mai-Tide: Chill 4 Tide pods in a freezer overnight.  Place chilled pods into a glass, then puncture each pod.  Pour Mai Tai contents over pods.


Hater Tots, Scream Beans, & Sweet, Sour, Bitter, Angry Lonely Chicken! It's #MoodyMenuItems on this week's joke game!

Mar-A-Lago Menu (In the Event of Your Eventual Food Poisoning)

“Mr. Trump’s” Braised White Toast* $50.00 Chilled…