Trump’s Favorite COVID Cocktails & Disinfectant Delights
LyBall
Whiskey, ginger ale, 3 spritzes of Lysol spray for flavor.
Long Island Sanitized Tea
Vodka, tequila, light rum, triple sec, gin, 7 pumps of Purell.
Mai-Tide
Chill 4 Tide pods in a freezer overnight. Place chilled pods into a glass, then puncture each pod. Pour Mai Tai contents over pods.
Wipe Russian
White Russian ingredients filtered into a glass through a Clorox wipe.
Bleach Bellini
Peach Bellini with just a splash of bleach.
Wisk Sour
Bourbon, simple syrup, fresh lemon juice (or lemon pledge), Wisk laundry detergent.
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence
