Trump’s Favorite COVID Cocktails & Disinfectant Delights


Whiskey, ginger ale, 3 spritzes of Lysol spray for flavor.

Long Island Sanitized Tea

Vodka, tequila, light rum, triple sec, gin, 7 pumps of Purell.


Chill 4 Tide pods in a freezer overnight.  Place chilled pods into a glass, then puncture each pod.  Pour Mai Tai contents over pods.

Wipe Russian

White Russian ingredients filtered into a glass through a Clorox wipe.

Bleach Bellini

Peach Bellini with just a splash of bleach.

Wisk Sour

Bourbon, simple syrup, fresh lemon juice (or lemon pledge), Wisk laundry detergent.