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Op-Ed: I’m the Alien Controlling Mike Pence from Inside His Skull–Farewell, Earth
I understand the grief many of you might feel now that you know the truth about Michael. Some of you loved him. Others despised him. But please, accept this: there is no “Mike Pence.” Michael was never real...

The Little Pence
From forbidden asteroids to dinners alone, take a journey with The Little Pence.

Your Favorite New Midseason Replacement Shows!
Show & Cartel: Children of local drug lords show off the interesting items that they've found in the torture-room of their parents' opulent home. (AMC) and more.

Sean Hannity's Other Secret Advisers
It turns out Michael Cohen isn't the only associate of President…

5 Things to Prepare for Once You’ve Released the Fallen Angel from Mike Pence's Urn
Oh dear. Now, you’ve done it.
Despite countless,…

Other People Mike Pence Won't Dine With
Pence's wife has announced that Mike Pence never dines with women…