https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/tucker-sexy-chocolate-feat.png 1333 2000 Carrie Pinkard https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Carrie Pinkard2022-02-01 13:54:032022-02-01 13:54:03Tucker Carlson Rates Other Famous Mascots Based On Hotness
The Starbucks Mermaid: My favorite kind of woman: silent and impossible to get pregnant because her lower half is a fish. She always keeps me coming back for more by running hot and cold. If I ever met her I’d tell her that my coffee isn’t the ONLY thing about me that’s grande. Rating: 8/10
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I mean, have you ever tried to get past first base with a Hershey’s Kiss? It’s beyond frustrating. But you try, and try again, and then you go home still horny, with all these little incriminating bits of aluminum foil that your wife asks suspicious questions about.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/playing-song-her_1098-16665-3.png 330 432 Libby Marshall https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Libby Marshall2019-09-25 21:05:372019-09-25 21:05:37Dear Family, I’m Marrying The Green Lady M&M
Afterward, shuttle buses will take guests to the reception to be held at the estate of Bartholomew Richard Fitzgerald-Smythe aka Mr. Peanut. Dinner will be catered by Chef Boyardee himself and desserts provided by the Keebler Elves. (And yes, Ms.Green can eat chocolate. It is not cannibalism! We’re made of meat and eat pork. Same thing!!)