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NEWS BRIEFS: Space
Weekly Humorist News Briefs. Breaking news, Into Little Pieces.
Lonely Black Hole Finally Gets Some Company and Can't Shut Up
Hey, nice of you guys to finally show up. I've only been watching you for the past several hundred thousand years. You humans, I mean. Totally been watching for longer but I know some of you don't believe in cosmological time, so...don't wanna offend!
CARTOON: Rover On The Run
Maybe it's just not into you. Today's cartoon by Ellis Rosen.
The Tremendous Space Force Planning Meeting
The next twenty-five minutes consists of President Trump going into great detail about what the Space Force line of toys needs to be. Action figures, shuttles, rockets, even a home base control room. Of course, the showcase of the toys is a super fit Donald Trump action figure in a glittering stars and stripes Mylar jumpsuit. The little guy is surprisingly pulling off those knee-high boots.
The Hottest Travel Destinations on TRAPPIST-1
In our present day, when it may be best to evacuate Earth, NASA…
Naughty NASA Pickup Lines
Do you want to ask out that special crush, but scared she’ll…