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Truly Terrible Beach Tips
Be sure to bring a sunblock bottle that contains at least 16 ounces, an excellent way to sneak in your vodka.
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Why Don’t You Call her What She Is – Your Octopus *Whore*
What has she got that I haven’t got, Craig? Besides eight mesmerizing tentacles, the ability to change color and texture, and a disinclination to speak? I’ll dye my hair any color you want, but I’m sorry, buddy – I’ve only got the two arms, and neither of them are covered in little suction cups.
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CARTOON: Whale Whine
Time to move to the tail. Today's cartoon by Madeline Horwath.
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CARTOON: Keeping Up
Feeling stranded? Today's cartoon by Steve McGinn.
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Tips for Becoming A Good Sailor Taken from Different Periods Throughout History
1700s: Teach your parrot to say naughty things. It cannot be overstated how important this is.
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Rough Start to Summer: A Lifeguard Has Ordered the Ocean Drained After a Whale Pooped In It
Desperate times call for desperate measures. Plus, it's gross.