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Paul Ryan's Reasons For Leaving Congress

Now that Trump has made American so damn great again, there's…

A Revised Nightly Prayer

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray Bob Mueller my country to…

Bodyslam Your Way To Greatness: The Gianforte Way

Hello, my fellow God-fearing Americans. My name is Greg Gianforte.…

Paul Ryan's Other Teenage Dreams

“So Medicaid, sending it back to the states, capping its growth…

Foto Bomb: Trumpenstein!

Paul Ryan said he'll no longer defend Trump. Dr. Frankenstein must have been pretty tired of defending his monster too .

Six Republican Men You’d Totally Invite into the Bathroom with Your Daughter

We’ve all been there: watching your young daughter walk into…

Tasty Items For Sale At The RNC Concession Stands

Trump Roast $74.50 Baloney. Lots and lots of roasted baloney.…

Things Paul Ryan Would Endorse For President Before Donald Trump

Speaker of the House Paul Ryan announced this week that he would…