https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/dan-pool-rulz-feat.png 330 432 Madeline Goetz https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Madeline Goetz2022-09-29 17:20:032023-01-01 14:17:18Pool Rules for Dan
Pool Rules for Dan
No peeing in the pool. No bodily fluids of any kind at any time. So stop getting in the pool after you’ve had three Coronas, Dan. And keep your snot-nosed kids out of the water too. They scare me. The older one said he knows how I’m going to die.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/nards-pool-feat.png 330 432 Andy Spain https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Andy Spain2022-07-07 20:45:242022-07-07 20:45:24The Best Thing About Taking My Young Kids to the Pool Is Having My Balls Repeatedly Crushed By Their Feet
The Best Thing About Taking My Young Kids to the Pool Is Having My Balls Repeatedly Crushed By Their Feet
Ah, summer. The lazy days, the warm breezes, the crushed testicles. There’s nothing quite like unwinding after a long day in a swimming pool with that mellow, full body tingle you can only get from having your gonads savagely wrecked by a careless child’s flailing legs.
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/pool-rulz-feat.png 330 432 Kit Lively https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png Kit Lively2021-06-10 17:48:052021-06-10 17:48:05Summer 2021 Pool Rules
Summer 2021 Pool Rules
No Offensive T-Shirts, Unless They're Really Funny. No Smoking, Pets, Or Smoking Pets. No Urinating in the Pool, Unless You Can Get Away With It Without Being Obvious. And more!
https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/masktini-feat.png 330 432 David Ostow https://weeklyhumorist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/WH-color-logo-pattern-b.png David Ostow2020-05-20 04:47:162020-05-20 04:47:16CARTOON: Summer 2020 Poolside Styles
CARTOON: Summer 2020 Poolside Styles
Don't forget to floss! Today's cartoon by David Ostow.