Dracula Plans To Visit Village of Recent Vampire Attack

Your town’s Baron, the pathetic bag of flesh, is not doing a good job of maintaining law and order. He has stoked your anarchy by suggesting that I am somehow complicit in these vampire attacks. Am I the King Vampire? Yes. Do I have control over those whom I turn into the un-dead? Yes. Should I intervene when vampires attack villagers? Over my un-dead body.

CARTOON: Support

They see you and support you, from up there. Today's cartoon by David Ostow.

Hey New York Times, I went ahead and edited that Tom Cotton piece for you

Since it seems the actual NY Times Opinion “Editors” were asleep at the wheel on this one, I went ahead and edited that Tom Cotton opinion piece for you. I’ll be sending you an invoice.

CARTOON: The End...

I'll just see myself out. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

Trump's Other Photo-Op's You Might Have Missed

Trump used tear gas to clear peaceful protesters so he could have a photo op with a bible and a church. But there were other photo ops you might have missed!

CARTOON: Donald Trump - President Provocateur

Would know those tiny hands anywhere. Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

CARTOON: Protest Profits

You can't argue with logic.

How to Be a White Ally Without All the Hassle

Are you distressed about the results of the recent presidential…