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'So Your Fiancée Woke Up with a Pumpkin Head, Now What?'

Now that there’s a huge pumpkin head walking around your house - meals are going to be a little trickier than normal. If however you eat all of your meals alone while hiding in a closet then please, skip this step. Food is going to be a problem because your lover has no way of eating it - she just has three goofy teeth and no jaw motion whatsoever.

CARTOON: Pumpkin Drone

Boring blue ribbon winner. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Pumpkin Prescription

We can carve it out. Today's cartoon by Michael Shaw.


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CARTOON: Fairy Godfather

Take your shoes, leave the cannoli. Today's cartoon by Mat Barton & Adam Cooper.

CARTOON: Pumpkin Pain

Been feeling a little scooped out? Today's cartoon by David Gomberg.

A Cease and Desist Letter From Pumpkins to Starbucks

Perhaps the most egregious offense of this whole debacle is that these sugar soups you call “beverages” are not even made with real pumpkin, just pumpkin flavoring. You need to understand that this is the equivalent of advertising a movie as starring Brad Pitt, when in reality it is just hostage footage of Kirk Cameron.

CARTOON: Trick or Treat or Vote

Trick or Treat or Vote. Today's truly terrifying cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

How to Carve a Pumpkin, as Explained by Ronnie the Pumpkin

Everything you love will be ripped away from you. Always pick a shiny pumpkin!