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Concierge Script for Meditative Retreat (Not a Raccoon-Infested Cabin)
Breakfast is cancelled this morning on account of one of mother earth’s little darlings breaking through the vent and sneaking off with the eggs. Fret not, our renowned cabin chef will make smoothies. No, those aren’t teeth marks. Those peaches are just very tenderized. Nothing like a healthy morning drink to set your meditative mind in veg-mode.
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Dear News-Detox Journal
Day 1. Here I am at the Bob Ross Artist…