Tag Archive for: sandwiches

An Email From a Sandwich Shop You Ate at One Time Nine Years Ago
The sandwich you ate in 2016 also contained a microscopic camera that sends us pictures of your insides while you sleep. We at Club Sandwich know what you’re thinking, and no, the camera never runs out of battery because it is powered by the little pieces of corn you don’t chew enough. Well, that about sums it all up! Actually, one more thing: we can see your dreams.

10 Classic Novel Titles That Are Also Cryptic Ways to Order at a Deli
The Old Man and the Sea: (When you want whatever the elderly man next to you ordered, and it's a tuna-salad sandwich)

Plateboy Magazine
Coleslaw In The Raw, Open Wide for Open Faced Sandwiches, Grub Hubba Hubba! And more in this issue of Plateboy Magazine!

An Oral History Of The Time Dylan Miller Ate Nine Deli Sandwiches
Rebecca Johnson (Dylan’s then Girlfriend): Dylan always seemed more interested in sandwiches than me. Dylan Miller: I was definitely more interested in sandwiches than Rebecca. We were not a good match.

#SexySandwiches
French Nip, BLTease, Jon Hamm & Chesse, and more #SexySandwiches on this week's trending joke game!

In These Fraught Times, We Need A President Who Will Unite The Nation With Honor, Integrity, And The Delicious Flavor Of Quiznos (SPONSORED CONTENT)
Ladies and gentlemen, in these tumultuous times, we understand that the road ahead of us is a long one. But remember... our founding fathers did not sacrifice their lives just for this nation to inherit a future of dry, stale, Jimmy-John's-flavored ineptitude.

#SpookySandwiches
Haunted Forest Ham, Ghost Beef, Pastrami on Eye and more #SpookySandwiches on this weeks joke game!
