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Biblical Curriculum Ideas for Oklahoma Public School Teachers

Biology: Got a little mud? Or a spare rib? Make a human! Yeah, that’s it. Is there a question, Timmy? How did it happen? You shut your dirty atheist mouth! Go to the office right now!

The Ten Commandments Revised for Louisiana Public Schools

You shall not steal. Unless you’re stealing your ideals for governing from autocratic oligarchs. In that case, be our guest. 

The Campus Is a Shit Show, but We Planned a Terrific Alumni Weekend!

11 a.m. Welcome Address from Our New Chancellor (Campus Center) - …And that New Chancellor could be YOU! We will have a Hunger Games-like drawing to decide who will run the college. Your responsibility will include figuring out what to do with the protests, explaining to the media AND parents our point of view (your call as to what that could be), and what we (you, again!) plan on doing going forward.

CARTOON: eMoated

Then there's a riddle. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: FloriDUH Math

Never adds up. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

One Schools Very Thought Out Safety Plan

Welcome to the Fall 2020 School Year at District 13 Elementary School. We want you to know we are taking extreme precautions, to ensure our school is a safe environment for both students and faculty.

CARTOON: Back To School

Melting young minds. Today's cartoon by Joe Wos.

Hearing To Determine Grizzly Bear’s Eligibility In Schools

SENATOR BERNIE SALAMANDER: (D-VA): The watering hole will come…

Grizzly Bears I Would Have Totally Shot at School

Conor, 5th Grade (Spelling Class) Conor was pretty much the…