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Christmas Song Lyrics that Go Hard to Sell You a New or Preowned Vehicle
“We need a little Christmas right this very minute,” and you need a rebuilt aftermarket Hyundai Sonata in your driveway ASAP. A giant red velvet bow will cover most of the hail damage. (Bow sold separately.)
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Jolene Sings “Vaccine” to the Tune of Dolly Parton’s “Jolene” to Dolly Parton Herself!
I'm begging Dolly for just one inoculation / Vaccine, Vaccine, Vaccine, Vaccine / I’m sorry I used your man for copulation
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The Son From ‘Cats in The Cradle’ Would Like To Correct The Narrative
“My child arrived just the other day/He came to the world in the usual way” ~ Actually, my birth story’s quite harrowing. Dad, like most mid-twentieth century men, wasn’t even in the room. Mom was in labor for fifteen brutal hours. Far from “usual,” I’d say.
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Pandemericks
We’re asked to shelter in place,/ And “No more touching your face!”,/ But some just refuse,/ Shouting “Fake news!”,/ And embarrassing the human race.
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#WineASong
I'm Hooked On A Riesling, Every Rosé Has it's Thorn. Into The Grape Wide Open, and more #WineASong on this week's joke game!
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CARTOON: Deck The Halls
Cartoon by Pat Byrnes.
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Deepak Chopra's Greatest Hits (feat. Justin Bieber)
Proof that by adding “Baby, baby, baby, oh" to a Deepak Chopra…
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8 Taylor Swift Lyrics That Are Also Grounds For a Restraining Order
Just have Taylor Swift add “Your Honor” to these lyrics in…