CARTOON: Moron Moon

Don't Look. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

24/7 Diners On Every Celestial Body

EARTH: OPEN 24/7, 365 DAYS A YEAR! MARS:OPEN 24.6/7.175, 373.1 DAYS A YEAR! JUPITER: OPEN 9.93/2.89, 150.28 DAYS A YEAR! And more!


Photosynthesis and a water please. Today's cartoon by Tyson Cole.

CARTOON: Downward Desert

Getting a good sweat. Today's cartoon by Michael Shaw.

How To Enjoy The Sun Safely During The Pandemic

Including 'don't shake hands with the sun' and 'Stay at least 2 metres from the sun' And more!

Holiday Sacrifice Guide

For protection from storms: The wind and snow Gods are the by far the most difficult to appease – even our most revered shamans only guess right about half the time. However, it never hurts to sacrifice your fattest piglet just in case!

10 Things To Remember While Watching The Total Solar Eclipse

1)  Staring straight at the sun during an eclipse could do serious…