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Some Possible New Jobs for Tucker Carlson

GOP diversity consultant, Melting wax figure of Tucker Carlson, Busboy at Trump Grill, and more!

CARTOON: Replacement Theory

Brain, Thinking, Reason, Feeling- Replaced. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

Tucker Carlson Rates Other Famous Mascots Based On Hotness

The Starbucks Mermaid: My favorite kind of woman: silent and impossible to get pregnant because her lower half is a fish. She always keeps me coming back for more by running hot and cold. If I ever met her I’d tell her that my coffee isn’t the ONLY thing about me that’s grande. Rating: 8/10

If the Liberals Have Their Way, There Will Be No Bangable Chocolate at All

I mean, have you ever tried to get past first base with a Hershey’s Kiss? It’s beyond frustrating. But you try, and try again, and then you go home still horny, with all these little incriminating bits of aluminum foil that your wife asks suspicious questions about.