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CARTOON: Showtime

Ready for my close up. Today's cartoon by Paul Lander and Dan McConnell.

CARTOON: Zoom Clean

Clean your zoom. Today's cartoon by Rich Sparks.

Introducing FYOOM, The New Video Conferencing App That Lets Participants Smell One Another

You need FYOOM. Because for an additional fee you can press a button on your own laptop and blast your own scent to the other video conference participants. Because if no one smells your Drakkar Noir, does it even have a fragrance???

Excuses For Missing Your Video Call Even Though You Know I’m Alone In Quarantine

I tried cutting my own hair and am too embarrassed to be seen for the next few weeks. How about you just text me and I’ll get back to you when I get the chance?

VIDEO: Drama at the Office

How do you tell someone you have literally no desire to see what they've been working on - but, like, in a nice way?