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Welcome to Our Town’s Walking Tour Where We Choose to Focus on Abraham Lincoln’s Visit Here and Not That Famously Bad Thing That Happened in the 80s

Thank you for meeting me here under this lamppost at 3:30PM, and welcome to my hometown’s walking tour. As most of you know, our town is famous because – for a 22-hour period of time – our nation’s 16th president, Abraham Lincoln, stayed here. Yep, that’s what we’re known for. Nothing else. No matter what a certain HBO documentary might lay out in graphic detail. Anyway, let’s get started!

Finally, Other Presidents Trending on Twitter on President’s Day 

Doing terrible with @weightwatchers points this week.  @WilliamTaft 🍕🍩🍗 Most. Boring. Impeachment. Ever. @DickNixon✌ ✌ #Watergate and more!

CARTOON: Gotcha!

Can't take a little joke? Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Football Fries

Waked and Baked. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Presidential Intervention

Lured him in with 4 Big Macs. 3 didn't do it. Today's cartoon by Kit Lively and David DeGrand.

CARTOON: Birdie or Bogey?

Can we wrap this up? I have a tee time. Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Slippery Slope

Women's March on Washington Pick-up lines

You smell slightly less awful then the other hippies. So,…