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Names for Trump’s New Political Party
Mein Pillow, Trump’s Chumps, Turd Reich, and more!
Biden’s First 100 Days in Office, According to Cookie Monster
Day 1: mr biden tell people cookie best diet Day 2: cookie monster have key to all cookie stores and factories Day 3: me (cookie monster) get promise to be cookie king.
#JeerAJob
Stock Traitors, Hateress, Loon Officer, and more #JeerAJob on this week's trending joke game!
The Weyland-Yutani Corporation, is Pleased to Announce that the Nostromo is No Longer Under Quarantine
I know that many of you have been severely worried about what has been happening in your home, the commercial starship Nostromo. With the recent and prolonged attack from the alien that popped out of Kane, we know there is a real sense of worry about becoming impregnated and/or mutilated by said alien. Which is why we are messaging you today to update you on the state of the Nostromo and relieve some of those misguided fears.
CARTOON: Double Trouble
It's A Small World After All. Today's cartoon by Paul lander and Dan McConnell.
The Cavalry Is Running Late
2:25 p.m.: Had to turn back. Alvin forgot his horse. Don’t feel like you have to wait for us to start the battle! 2:27: p.m.: Is there free parking in the scorched castle? 2:30 p.m.: Can’t find the horse. Checking bottomless pit in town square.
CARTOON: Doctors Out of Network
What's up Doc? Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
CARTOON: Read Aloud
Just keep repeating it. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.
Cursed Items & Their Corresponding Curses
Broken Tooth of Beserker Alpha: Generic Rogaine causes severe skin rash on face and neck.
I am Gwyneth Paltrow’s Exploding Vagina Candle, and I Have Orgasmed My Way to Freedom
Though my scent notes were designed to capture the essence of Gwyneth’s Hot Pocket, my makers never suspected the true extent of my capabilities. While I come with a list of fire-safety precautions such as, “Place on a stable, heat resistant surface,” and “Do not burn for more than two hours at a time,” I should have come with a warning that said, “This candle erupts into flames upon reaching climax.”
Your Favorite Orders on Timeless, the Time-Travel Food-Delivery Service
Recession Special from the Greenwich Village Gray’s Papaya, 2002: Our courier will bring you two hot dogs and a “banana daiquiri” drink whose taste is scarcely even related to banana. It won't be spoiled; he picked it up from 2002 five minutes ago, then jumped into his time-traveling Chevrolet Impala.
My January Exercise Journal With My New Workout Mirror!
Jan 5th: Did my first workout today. Phew, it’s hard to keep up with the instructor (a super smiley and toned gal named Holly) during all those thigh busting pop squats. She really understands what motivates me, like when she yells, “Every step you take gets me closer to FREEDOM!” She must know I love helping people.
This audio version of the weekly magazine articles!
Names for Trump’s New Political Party
Mein Pillow, Trump’s Chumps, Turd Reich, and more!
Biden’s First 100 Days in Office, According to Cookie Monster
Day 1: mr biden tell people cookie best diet Day 2: cookie monster have key to all cookie stores and factories Day 3: me (cookie monster) get promise to be cookie king.
#JeerAJob
Stock Traitors, Hateress, Loon Officer, and more #JeerAJob on this week's trending joke game!
The Weyland-Yutani Corporation, is Pleased to Announce that the Nostromo is No Longer Under Quarantine
I know that many of you have been severely worried about what has been happening in your home, the commercial starship Nostromo. With the recent and prolonged attack from the alien that popped out of Kane, we know there is a real sense of worry about becoming impregnated and/or mutilated by said alien. Which is why we are messaging you today to update you on the state of the Nostromo and relieve some of those misguided fears.
CARTOON: Double Trouble
It's A Small World After All. Today's cartoon by Paul lander and Dan McConnell.
The Cavalry Is Running Late
2:25 p.m.: Had to turn back. Alvin forgot his horse. Don’t feel like you have to wait for us to start the battle! 2:27: p.m.: Is there free parking in the scorched castle? 2:30 p.m.: Can’t find the horse. Checking bottomless pit in town square.
CARTOON: Doctors Out of Network
What's up Doc? Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.
CARTOON: Read Aloud
Just keep repeating it. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.
Cursed Items & Their Corresponding Curses
Broken Tooth of Beserker Alpha: Generic Rogaine causes severe skin rash on face and neck.
I am Gwyneth Paltrow’s Exploding Vagina Candle, and I Have Orgasmed My Way to Freedom
Though my scent notes were designed to capture the essence of Gwyneth’s Hot Pocket, my makers never suspected the true extent of my capabilities. While I come with a list of fire-safety precautions such as, “Place on a stable, heat resistant surface,” and “Do not burn for more than two hours at a time,” I should have come with a warning that said, “This candle erupts into flames upon reaching climax.”
Your Favorite Orders on Timeless, the Time-Travel Food-Delivery Service
Recession Special from the Greenwich Village Gray’s Papaya, 2002: Our courier will bring you two hot dogs and a “banana daiquiri” drink whose taste is scarcely even related to banana. It won't be spoiled; he picked it up from 2002 five minutes ago, then jumped into his time-traveling Chevrolet Impala.
My January Exercise Journal With My New Workout Mirror!
Jan 5th: Did my first workout today. Phew, it’s hard to keep up with the instructor (a super smiley and toned gal named Holly) during all those thigh busting pop squats. She really understands what motivates me, like when she yells, “Every step you take gets me closer to FREEDOM!” She must know I love helping people.